The Whales are Whales Civil War has been raging in the collective subconscious for months now, building enmity like a cobbler builds cobbles. Now that the entire group has assembled, Ben presents a legal (?) case of twists and turns to pave the way for a better tomorrow. More confusing than the Marvel motion picture that shares its namesake, the Civil War boils down to the age old question of humanity:

Should we continue fighting or just kind of stop?

Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda. Other music is from Incompetech. Sound effects are from Freesound.