Cameron is happy, Bryan is hapless, Stephen is helpless, and Abigail is helping absolutely nothing with her sass. The show's only hope is Ben, the new Whales are Whales head of marketing, but he's not even there. This is one of those episodes that you'll want to tell all of your friends about, and then lose all of your friends.

Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda

All other music is from Incompetech (remixed by Stephen)