Where is Bryan? No, who is Bryan? Wait-- better! Why is Bryan? Now you're getting the existential vibe of this particular episode, and that's only the first of many mind-bending mysteries. Did Stephen really not hug Zachary at MAGFest, or is the entire story a semi-elaborate fabrication? Did anyone raise their hand when asked if they remember Moral Madness, or is the implication of an affirmative Stephen's twisted sense of self actualization? Where did Abigail get an invitation to Hogwarts, and is she Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw? In truth, the answer to the entire scenario at hand is: this is what happens when Brayn doesn't host.

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