After last week's nail-clipping-related sponsor spot disaster, the Whales are Whales advertisers have all pulled out. It's up to our brave heroes to prove that they have the class, humor, and expertise to sell products like hotcakes. That is to say, sell products very quickly through popular demand and sell products such as hotcakes. Those who survive this ordeal can enjoy an additional segment from local marketing director Ben Smith called "Fish or Metal Band?"

Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda

All other music is from Incompetech, John Philips Sousa, and Barrington Levy