Bryan isn't here this week and neither is Stephen, so... so... wait...

Who's steering the ship?

Why, 'tis Captain Zachary and his merry crew Cameron and Arrrrrbigail! They sail the choppy seas of randomly generated questions to glimpse hidden caves of mortality, resist the siren songs of lovers long gone, do battle with scallywags once named friend, and stumble upon buried treasure valued at one million dollars (before taxes).

Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda

All sound effects are from the Mario Kart series and Zachary's mouth