Cameron's hosting, Stephen's setting off fire alarms, Ben's hiding under his bed, and they're all off script. Because nothing else was properly written down for this episode, here's a list of things that were discussed:

New year's resolutions and the aftermath thereof
The joy, the grace, the beauty of the MacBook Air
Childhood moralities concerning video games
The most dangerous risk of all: the risk of spending your life not doing what you want on the bet that you can buy yourself the freedom to do it later
Fear itself

Our theme music is The Olive Gang by coda.